 A
tragic love story
They'd known each other since school days and had since become
the best of friends. They shared everything and anything and spent
lots of time together in and after school. But...the friendship
never developed into anything deeper.
Diane kept a secret...her admiration and love for Jack. She has
her reasons for keeping it a secret. FEAR. Fear of rejection...
fear that he might not feel the same... fear that he might not want
to be her best friend anymore... fear of losing someone that she
could always find comfort in. At least if she kept her feelings
to herself she would still be able to spend time with him... and
hopefully, he would be the one to tell her how he felt towards her.
Time passed and soon...school was over. Jack and Diane went separate
ways. Jack continued his studies overseas while Diane got herself
a job. They still kept in touch though...penned letters, sent each
other photographs and mailed each other gifts. Diane longed for
Jack to be back.
She decided that she would tell him her feelings once he got back.
And then...out of the blue...the mails from Jack stopped coming.
Diane wrote to him, but there was never a reply. Where was he? What
happened? Lots of questions ran through her mind...
Two years passed and Diane was still hopeful that Jack would come
back...or at least send her a note. And then her prayers were answered.
One mid-August day, she received a note from Jack...it said: "Diane,
I have a surprise for you. I'm flying over. Meet me at the airport.
My flight comes in at 4 p.m. on Saturday. I can't wait to see you
again Diane! There's something I need to tell you, something I've
been keeping all this time... Love n Kisses Jack"
Diane's fingers shook as she read the note. Her heart soared. Diane
was thrilled. Love and kisses...it meant a lot for a lady who had
waited so long for those words. She was ecstatic.
The day arrived, Diane waited anxiously for Jack. She had slipped
into her best dress and did her best to look as pretty as she could.
She looked around but Jack was nowhere in sight. She waited and
waited, wondering what she would say to Jack when he got there,
what their meeting would be like. Would there be love in his eyes?
Would there be longing bred from years of preparation and hiding
each other's feelings? Oh how she longed to see him! How she longed
to throw her arms around him and tell him she was a fool to ever
let him go without ever telling him how she felt. She was certain
Jack felt it too. There was always a certain magic about them when
they were together. Then...a lady in a sexy tight blue dress approached
her. She had a very concerned look on her face, "Hi! I'm Lyn,
a friend of Jack. Are you Diane?" she asked. Diane just nodded
her head. "I'm afraid I.. I have bad news for you...Jack is
not coming...he won't be coming back anymore," said the lady,
placing a hand on Diane's shoulder. Diane shook her head in confusion.
She felt her heart constrict. What could possibly have happened??
Diane felt an overwhelming fear inside her. Her hands turned cold.
Her voice shook as she asked: "Where ---- where's Jack? What
happened to him??? Please tell me..."
Diane begged the lady...
The lady looked intently at Diane...and then.....she gave Diane
a nudge on the shoulder and said,
"Hoy gaga...its me...Jack... Jaquelyn!!! Don't you recognize
me, honey??
...Am I pretty now?
...ngek *
Hans Olafsen's laundry
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all
the Chinese Restaurants, the Chinese shops, the Chinese signs and
banners on the buildings. He turns a corner and sees a building
with a sign: "Hans Olafsen's Laundry."
"Hans Olafsen?" he thinks, "how in the world does
that fit in here?" So, he walks into the shop and sees an old
Chinese gentleman sitting in the corner. The visitor asks, "How
in the world did this place get a name like 'Hans Olafsen's Laundry'?"
The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The visitor
asks, "Well, where's the owner?"
"I am he," answers the old man.
"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olafsen?"
The old man replies, "Many years ago when I come to this country,
I was standing in line at Documentation Center. Man in front of
me was big blonde Swede.
"Lady look at him and ask, 'What ya name?'
"He say, 'Hans Olafsen.'
"She look at me...'What your name?'
"I say, 'Sam Ting.' "
George's annual physical
Seventy-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his
tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George,
everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and
emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good
relationship with your God?"
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I
pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done."
"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma,"
he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I
had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is
it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes
on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"
Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator
again!"
Isang tanong, isang sagot
Q: Sino ang unang arkitekto?
A: Si Eba, kasi siya ang unang nagpatayo.
Q: Sino ang unang estudyante?
A: Si Adan, kasi siya ang unang pumasok.
Q: Ano ang pagkakatulad ng sex at insurance?
A: Habang tumatanda ka, tumataas ang presyo.
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