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Erap sending text message to Laarni.
"Laarni, mahal wag kang mag alala sa aking kalagayan. Nandito ako sa Veterans hospital, magaling mga veterinarians dito, alagang alaga ako."

EDSA 1 : free the nation from a dictator.
EDSA 2 : free the nation from a thief.
EDSA 3: free lunch, dinner, breakfast and snacks too.

Pro-Erap leader to rallyists at Mendiola.
Leader : Kayo ba ay hinakot???
Masa : Hindi !!!!
Leader : Kayo ba ay pinuwersa???
Masa : Hindi !!!
Leader : Kayo ba ay binayaran ???
Masa : Hindi Pa !!!!

Dermatologist to Jude Estrada.
Derma: Jude, may good news ako sa inyo. Hindi ka na tutubuan ng tigyawat.
Jude.: Talaga po doc?
Derma: OO, dahil wala ng space.

Miriam Santiago has been arrested for enciting sedition and she chose to be confined at the Mental Hospital. Mas feel at home raw siya doon.

Erap's conjugal visit schedule:
Monday - Loi, Tuesday - Ghia, Wednesday -Laarni, Thursday - Joy, Friday - Weng, Saturday - John Osmena, Sunday - Ernie Maceda

May bagong wrist band si Erap - BAKAL.

Miriam : Palpak ang EDSA 3 natin!
Erap : Ha?! Bakit? Sabi mo mananalo tayo.
Miriam : I Lied!

Sumikip raw ang dibdib ni Ernie Maceda while under custody at dinala siya sa St. Luke's Hospital. Binawalan siya ng doktor na mag-bra pansamantala.

JV : Dad, State of Rebellion na tayo ngayon!
Erap : Bakit nila pinalitan ang pangalan ng Pilipinas? Ginaya pa sa State of California.

The street where Miriam's house in UP Village has been renamed after her. The street sign now reads:
Miriam Santiago St. (formerly Matino St.)

Nang bigyan si Erap ng prison uniform na may tatak na "P", napaiyak si Erap sa tuwa. Nagpasalamat siya dahil akala niya ang ibig sabihin ng "P" e Pangulo.

Erap during his check-up at Veterans' Hospital.
Doc : Ikinalulungkot ko po pero you have brain tumor.
Erap : Pero doc, they say I have no brain, and now you say I have TWO MORE?

 




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