PINOY JAPANESE 101
Manok - Sekken
Mamaya - Sakana
Joke - Biru
Stereo - Akai
Cook - Giza-giza
Ghost - Momo
Ayos - Furo oke
Fingernail - Koko
Laughed - Anata-wa
Flirt - Kire
This - Itto
Small piece of cloth - Retasu
Cornfield - Mais-san
Madali - Ishi
Hindi Masyado - Natsu
Cigarette - Yoshi
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Ipagpaumanhin - Kamisori
Gay - Shyokki Is this your property? - Arimoto?
Yes, this is my property.- Arikoto.
Is this yours? - Sayobato?
This is mine. - Sakinitu.
Can I have it? - Akinato?
You can have it. - Sayonato.
Can we have it? - Saminato?
You can have it. - Sayonato
You haven't washed your face. - Mimutamatamo.
You've grown so thin! - Kitanabutomo!
We saw each other. - Kitakami.
We had a big get-together. - Kitakitakami.
Have a drink before you go. - Tomakamuna.
That was my assumption. - Inakarako.
Let's go quickly! - Bachi-na-yota!
We will boycott the election. - Kaminoboto.
Underarm odor - Kirikiripawa
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Are you a victim of discrimination? - Minamatakaba?
I give up. - Sukonako.
Ouch! - Haraiku!
What a sad life it is. - Hainaku.
Is this your car? - Otomoto?
Is this my car? - Otokoto?
Is this your noodles? - Mikimoto?
I'll take this. - Kukuninkoto.
This is my desk. - Itodesko.
Speechless? - Wasabe?
I have a lot of things to do - Hironako.
An ampalaya (bittermelon) - Kurukurubot
What are your thoughts? - Kuru-kuromo?
I am thinking. - Munimuniko.
Are you playing the guitar? - Gigitaraka?
Is this your underwear? - Jakeemoto?
Are you annoyed already? - Iniskanabane?
You're crazy!!! - Sirauromo!!!
You're drooling!!! - Turorawayka!!!
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TAN
Noon problema natin dito Pilipinas sina Dante Tan , Danny Tan at
si Lucio Tan. Ngayon naman, ang problema ay mga Pakis Tan at Afganis
Tan. Kailan ba tatahimik ang mga Tan na iyan? Tan ina naman, oh.
REASON TO LIVE
Doctor: "6 months na lang ang itatagal ng buhay mo kaniya
mag-asawa ka ng pangit."
Lalaki: "Bakit doc, gagaling ba ako?"
Doctor: "Hindi, pero at least gugustuhin mo ng mamatay."
THOUGHTS
Sometimes when you cry, no one sees your tears. When you are worried,
no one sees your pain. When you are happy, no one sees your smile.
Pero subukan mong umutot, LAHAT LILINGON SA IYO AT TITITIGAN KA
PA!
HEAVEN OR HELL
A girl newcomer in HELL, complained to Satan: "Ang daming
cute guys dito, kaya lang kapirangot ang kanilang mga ari-arian."
Sagot naman ni Satanas: "Gaga! Kung malaki iyan, eh, di para
ka ring nasa HEAVEN!"
CONFIDENCE
is when you are caught by your wife with another woman in bed and
you can readily stand up and say, "DON'T WORRY HONEY, YOU'RE
NEXT!"
PART FOUR: MULAN
KNOW the movie "MULAN?"
Part four na yon!
First episode nun "Mulog," then "Midlat," tapos
"Mambon," saka pa lang "Mulan." Coming soon
na ang "Magyo," next ang "Maha," finally "Maraw".
NAALALA KITA
SABI nila nauubos na raw ang mga puno, isda at ibon sa mundo. Ang
masakit pa rito ay dahan-dahan daw namamatay ang mga unggoy. Kaya
naalala agad kita...ingat ka ha?
IF
If you were my CRUSH
I would admire you
If you were my FRIEND
I would treasure you
If you were ME, grabe mag
artista ka na. Sayang ka!
WHEN
WHEN I was lost you were there,
When I was down you were
there.
When I was heartbroken you
were there.
When I got really sick you were
there.
ABA, hindi kaya ikaw ang malas
sa buhay ko?
ANGEL
I sent an angel to watch over you kanina. He/She returned to me
and said: "GRABE! ANG CUTE NIYA!" Binatukan ko nga, kasi
sabi ko ikaw ang bantayan, hindi yung kung sinu-sino!
THE TRUTH HURTS
I live a very difficult life.
I always get hurt.
Whenever people call me cute,
Heartthrob and gorgeous
It really hurts inside...totoo pala,
The truth hurts!!!
NO WONDER
In the U.S, they have BILL CLINTON, JOHNNY CASH, BOB HOPE and STEVIE
WONDER.
In the Philippines, we have ERAP, NO BILL, NO CASH and NO HOPE.....NO
WONDER!!!
DIOSKODAI
Did you know that Brother Mike Velarde kicked out all the gays
from EL SHADDAI? As a result, they got mad and formed their very
own DIOSKODAI.
SEPA-SEPARATED
Witness: Pagkatapos ng krimen naghiwa-hiwalay na kami.
Translator: After the crime, we became sepa-separated.
WINNIE THE POOH
Anong kalagayan ni Pooh? POOHR
Anong gusto niyang car? RAV POOHR
Saaan siya nakatira? Sa POOH-NO,
Anong itsura niya? POOH-GI
Anong favorite color? POOH-SCHIA
Sinong mas cute pa kay Pooh? AKO POOH!!!
ABC
A-you're Attractive
B-you're Brave,
C-you're Cute,
D-you're a Darling,
E-you're Exciting,
F-you're Funny,
G-you're so Great,
H-you're Heavenly,
I-I'm
J-Just,
K-Kidding...bwahahahahaha!!!!!!
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